1.  A friend told me he didn't understand cloning.  I said that makes 2 of us
  2. Where did Napolean keep is armies?  In his sleevies
  3. My friend just said what rhymes with orange, I told him no it doesn't
  4. How do Scientists keep their breath fresh?  With experi-mints
  5. Since we have been out of school I have started making yachts in my attic.  The sails have been going through the roof